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This website is one year old now!!

Thank you for all the love and support over the long months of inactivity and silence.

I promise I'll revive this website!!! But I think the domain is going to expire this year so I might need to save up

You guys are AWESOME!!!!! Thank you so much!!

- H

Hey, I'm Hoylecake. I'm also known as zeitgeist, reverse alley, and koolkidz112 online. I make mostly medicore stuff, and this website is one of them.

I'm a teenager who likes to sit in front of screens and type unreadable computer code. My pronouns are he/it if it matters to you.

A lot of the stuff I do involves utilizing my nervous system, making music, writing programs, being a furry, and a general douchebag online.

I hope you can find what you're looking for here. There's a plethora of interesting stuff to be found to the left.

This website may contain inappropriate content. Most of the website is PG though, and nothing is NSFW.

This website is a part of JAUP (Just Another Useless Page)! Click here to learn more.

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however regardless of which you use please do not hotlink, and instead save the button to your website's dashboard and link it from there instead.

A new button is in the works to fit with the website's mostly new mostly theme.

Also, depending on the mood of your website or it's color scheme you may want to use the right one. (I'd prefer if you did)

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